Formula Oppo: The Tigerair Grand Prix of The Opium Den

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/19/2014 at 13:14 • Filed to: fo

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Welcome the 14th round of the game that's taking the internet by storm, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It's that one thing that you tried once and then kinda came back to before slowly building up an addiction to it. Now watch your head, as the doorway is a little low, chose a bunk and the staff will be with you shortly.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! we used, Hamilton's car seem to have been shot by Aaron Burr on the starting line. But his engineers talked him through his trip and got him on to the path to victory. This has lead to a communication banning for the rest of the seasons, which is rather silly. Nico had taken advantage of the start and got off to a huge lead, but once Lewis started heavily breathing down his neck, Nico lost his cool and had two bad trips down the escape routes at the chicanes. Finally, a finicky Felipe fondly found finishing on the foot of the floor and not flipping-out to be fucking fun!

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The opium den is only open at night with tight corridors which have claimed many a victim. It's also a place of large pre-race concerts and debauchery even though it has some of the strictest behavior rules on the planet! Being a tight and twisty track, Ricciardo might be able to challenge for the win if any gremlins decide to attack the Silver Arrows. Can Lewis pull in closer to Rosberg's lead? With Ferrari's Luca di Montezemolo rage quitting, can Ferrari pull a win out of the horses ass? Can Williams get their first win since Spain 2012? Who will drive for Caterham? Will Pastor be listening to a particular Pink Floyd album for inspiration? Will Bernie Eccelstone try to buy Ferrari? Does anyone have a light?

The Drivers?

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton Alexander Rossi- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi or Andre Lotterer Mystery Guest - Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

My picks?

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Nico Rosberg

Curse: Fogetaboutit

You have until Q1, (Saturday 20th at 9:00 am est) to make your picks or we'll see you on a boat for Shanghai.

Good luck!

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 11:59

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Best photoshop ever. We all know his dick is really about 7-8 inches longer than that.

You also forgot his massive fucking balls.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 12:01

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 09/13/2014 at 12:07

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Did you watch Zoolander?

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 12:21

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Funny story

I stole it off the internet, but it was in Spanish. Oh well, I guess I'll try again tomorrow.

This morning I get a cease and desist email from my college wifi provider, because of that movie.

So I can't steal movies anymore. So no. I didn't watch it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 09/13/2014 at 12:23

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Into the grey for you

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 12:37

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(insert The Grey quote I can't remember here)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 09/13/2014 at 12:39

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Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 12:42

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1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Ric

Q. Ham

Haimatox > Haimatox 09/13/2014 at 12:45

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I've beginning to notice a trend in the predictions... Just a hunch though.

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 12:45

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I'm beginning to notice a trend in the predictions... Just a hunch though.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 13:23

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Nice touch.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 13:23

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 13:26

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Oh shoot. I can do this with Formula Freak, can't I. I'm going to start following lots of people now!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 09/13/2014 at 13:27

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You can.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 13:51

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no stahp

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/13/2014 at 15:20

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1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Not a curse, but I think Rosberg is mentally broken at this point and will continue to make mistakes.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 12:28

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 13:02

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Hamilton

Rosberg

Bo77as

Q. Ham

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 13:28

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1. Lewis Hamilton. One of his prime tracks, he needs to win.

2. Vettel. It's his fourth new chassis, it got to work at some point.

3. Rosberg.

Q: LEWIS

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 14:41

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1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Rosberg

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 16:15

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I'm going to wait until Friday as usual, at which point I will be heavily medicated, so this should be good. ;)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > vorspringing 09/14/2014 at 16:17

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Medicated? With alcohol or something else?

Supercharged-V8-Jag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 16:28

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1. Rosberg

2. Ricciardo

3. Bottas

Q: Hamilton- (RACE: DNF, engine done blown up or some weird crap like that)

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 20:59

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Outpatient medical procedure on Friday morning, so I'll be getting the good stuff.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > vorspringing 09/14/2014 at 21:00

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Ah, that is the good stuff.

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/15/2014 at 12:07

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1) Lewis

2) Rosberg

3) Alonso

Q) Lewis

ncasolowork2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/15/2014 at 13:09

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Curse: Full race distance. This thing will end up being a timed race.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/16/2014 at 16:18

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Heeeeey, did you get my submission?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit 09/16/2014 at 17:37

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Yes

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 07:23

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1.ROS

2.HAM

3.MAS

Q.ROS

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 10:54

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 11:59

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1 HAM

2 RIC

3 ALO

Q HAM

No curse.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 12:38

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1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Lewis Hamilton

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:12

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:17

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Q. Princess

1. Hammy

2. Pricess

3. Smiles

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:20

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I come to this regular series for its excellent photoshops, once again, you do not disappoint!

I miss Webber :(

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:22

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They rescheduled me for Wednesday, so I'm flying sober today.

1. Hamilton

2. Ricciardo

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

No curse

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:31

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

Q. Hamilton

I kind of want to put Alonso in 3rd but I'm too patriotic to actually do that.

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 13:35

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1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Alonso

Q: Hamilton

Destructive Tester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 15:58

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So Weber was the annoying guy in that video...

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/19/2014 at 21:23

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Unoriginal, but hopefully right...

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

ceanderson920 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/20/2014 at 00:34

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This is my first time predicting the results but im going to say

1. HAM

2.BO77AS

3. VET

Q. HAM

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/20/2014 at 05:33

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1. Lewis (its hammer time ) Hamilton

2. Nico ( only pussies break for turn one ) Roseberg

3. Daniel ( I made vettebag look like a grandma with my over under, deep breaking move at Monza)

Pole : Lewis... unless Rosebergs arm gets itchy and he pulls a P.K.

Skif6996 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/20/2014 at 07:12

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1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Alonso is gonna come through for me finally and get a damn podium. Every time I pick him he finishes in 8th. Hammy is gonna win the rest to take the championship from his less-talented "teammate." I'm calling it now.

Skif6996 > ceanderson920 09/20/2014 at 07:18

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No to be a dick, but wasn't Bottas like 16th in FP2?

ceanderson920 > Skif6996 09/20/2014 at 16:40

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Ya I was kinda drunk last night when I did this. I didn't even look at the FP2 results before picking.

Skif6996 > ceanderson920 09/20/2014 at 20:50

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It worked out better for you than it could have. He could very possibly move up from 8th!